Two Kinds of.....

Just for fun....  I thought I'd give you some of my favorite "There are two kinds of......"  .  Yeah, yeah, we all know there's usually more than two kinds of something, but this is for fun!

There are two kinds of men in the world:  the tough guy who wouldn't go to a doctor if he cut off his own arm, and the whiney butt who wants to be babied if he gets a splinter.

There are two kinds of people in the world:  people who admit they love junk food, and fibbers.

There are two kinds of kids in the world:  wonderful, angelic, intelligent children (mine), and everyone else's kids.

There two kinds of jobs in the world:  the kind you work at, and the kind that work at you.

Two kinds of women in the world:  strong, capable, resourceful, insightful, beautiful, brilliant women.....and brilliant, beautiful, insightful, resourceful, capable and strong women.

Two kinds of bras in the world:  industrial-strength rack 'em up bras, and pretty, lacy what's-the-point? bras.

Two kinds of happiness:  the kind you make for yourself, and the kind you sit around forever waiting to happen.

Two stages of life:  growing up and falling apart.

Two kinds of friends:  the kind you have for hanging out with, and the kind you have for life.

Two kinds of women's shoes:  sexy stilettoes and I-give-up shoes.

Two kinds of people:  the ones who think that their high school diploma is a form that exempts them from learning any more, or the ones who learn all through their lives.

Love,
Rural Mom